Jeff and Sam + 2 little ones

A tale of parenthood, renovations, bodily excrement and other wonderful things.

How to make a milkshake….revised. January 29, 2008

Filed under: Recipes — Jeff @ 10:50 pm
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Items:

Ice Cream

Milk

Flavour

Blender

Process:

Add 4 large scoops of ice cream to blender.

Add flavouring (I used 1 tsp. vanilla, 1 tbsp birch syrup, and 1 1/2 oz. frozen espresso coffee, or 1 cup mixed frozen berries)

Add about 1 cup milk.

Blend.

Serve.

Yum.

 

My lolz. January 29, 2008

Lolcat.
A photo of a cat doing a seemingly-innocuous thing, with large text superimposed. Sort of an offshoot of the orly owl. Also called cat macros

“I made you a cookie but I eated it”, “ceiling cat is watching you masturbate”, and “I see what you did there” are good examples of lolcats.

My first lolcat attempt.
funny pictures
moar funny pictures

lolkid

A photo of a child doing a seemingly innocuous thing, with large text superimposed. Sort of an offshoot of the lolcat.

My first attempt at a lolkid.
funny pictures
moar funny pictures

My second attempt:
funny pictures
moar funny pictures

Feel free to comment with links to your lolz.  You can upload a photo and make them at http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx Since I discovered lolcats and also discovered how cool children are, I’ve been wanting to get the ball rolling on this whole lolkids idea I have.

If you like lolcats, you need to check out this post @ livegranades.  It’s called loltrek, and you’ll giggle.  I almost guarantee it.

kthxbai.

 

How to make a milkshake January 29, 2008

Introduction

Try this recipe for a basic vanilla shake by itself or blend in some sliced peaches, strawberries or blueberries for a fruit shake. This recipe makes one milkshake.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need

Steps

Step One

Place ice cream, milk and vanilla in blender.
Step Two
Cover and blend until smooth.

Step Three

Pour into tall glass and enjoy.

Tips

  • To make a fruit shake, add 1/2 to 1 c. fruit. Mixed berries, peaches, and mango are all excellent choices.

Ganked from ehow.com

I’m putting frozed espresso in mine, I made 6 shots the other day and froze them. Yummers. Maybe I’ll make Sami a fruit one.

 

we should be raising cain. January 28, 2008

Filed under: Inspiration — Jeff @ 2:50 pm
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Reading the ficlets blog today I found this quote:

Thomas Merton wrote, “There is always a temptation to diddle around in the comtemplative life, making itsy-bitsy statues.” There is always an enormous temptation in all of life to diddle around making itsy-bitsy friends and meals and journeys for itsy-bitsy years on end. It is so self-conscious, so apparently moral, simply to step aside from the gaps where the creeks and winds pour down, saying I never merited this grace, quite rightly, and then sulk along the rest of your days on the edge of rage. I won’t have it. The world is wilder than that in all directions, more dangerous and bitter, more extravagant and bright. We are making hay when we should be making whoopee; we are raising tomatoes when we should be raising Cain, or Lazarus.

Emphasis from the blog writer, not the original author.   Contemplate this, see where you should be raising Cain, and think about what this really means to you.  Maybe even do as the ficlets blog says and “If there’s something you want to do that you’re not doing, something that’s nagging at the base of your skull that you can’t find the time for, print this out and tape it to your fridge, or to your bathroom mirror (emphasis mine). “

 

Our Family Stories January 24, 2008

I launched a new blog today.

Ourfamilystories is a blog that is inviting contributions from anyone, anywhere in the world. I’m working on copyright license right now, but probably they will be released under a Creative Commons license with the authors permission.

I invite you all to take a look, and let me know what you think about this idea I’ve gone and had.

 

Self Publishing? January 24, 2008

I’m thinking of finishing a story I’ve been working on and putting it up online as an electronic book. I would ask for donations that could be mailed or paypal-ed to me if you liked the story.

This has been done successfully before, but by much greater writers than myself. John Scalzi and Cory Doctorow ( who coincidentally, I just found out, is Canadian. Eh!) come to mind especially.

So - good idea or bad. Feedback?

Edit:

The counterpoint to this of course is, where in heck will I find the time!  I’m already so far behind on life I think I’m ahead.  Have you seen that pregnancy counter in the upper right hand corner?  63 days!  Yikes.  But if it’s a way to start publishing and maybe meet my goals, then it’s worth making the time right.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

Happy Birthday January 23, 2008

Filed under: friends — Jeff @ 5:01 pm
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Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Erin!

Happy birthday to you.

 

The sweetest thing.. January 22, 2008

Filed under: Internet Coolness, Online Community, Video, humour — Jeff @ 4:48 pm
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This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever found on youtube.

Thanks to a link at Jonathan Coulton’s blog (see two posts ago, I’m too lazy to link again).

 

The video… January 22, 2008

of the ending song in Portal. Not the cover by cupcakesandtea, you can find the link to that in my last post. I should find a video of actual gameplay for those who haven’t had a chance to check out this amazing game.

Lyrics below the video.

This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a pyre.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time.
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa…
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It’s so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I’m not you
i’ve experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.

and believe me I am still alive
I’m doing science and I’m still alive
i feel fantastic and I’m still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive

 

The haters be hatin… January 22, 2008

So…the best game I played last year has a couple of fans. The game is called Portal, and is pretty cool.

At the end it has a song called “Still Alive” written by Jonathan Coulton. It’s a darkly humorous song and has gathered lots of attention. A girl made a video cover of her singing it and put it up on youtube.

It’s gathered lots of attention today. Lots.

Wil Wheaton pointed to a comment by the writer of the song where he sticks up for this girls effort:

“It’s so pointless to even talk about, but what’s with the people who actually take the time to write inane negative comments on amateur YouTube videos? I understand: you’re 13, you’re trying to be witty, and you forget that there’s some human on the other end. And you come up with just the right clever little thing to say, some zinger like “OMG? I want to kill you noob,” or perhaps “I hate you,” some really eloquent expression of your criticism, and you can’t resist. Congratulations: you’ve just become extremely boring.

I had seen this list of the top 12 “Still Alive” covers on Joystiq, but I wasn’t aware of the little comments scuffle going on over CupcakeAndTea’s contribution until someone pointed it out to me. And, just, sigh. Really? This is a good use of your time, to make someone you’ve never met feel bad just because they made an amateur fan video about something they really like? Where’s your thing that you made and put online for everyone to see, you chicken-shit cockhole?”

The fact that Jonathan Coulton put up a defense on his blog for someone covering his own song is just made of awesome. The fact that he coined the phrase “chicken-shit cockhole” just takes it to new levels - some would call it “hawesome

Edit:  It seems I was wrong about who originally coined the righteous new swear I learned today.   From Jonathan’s Blog comments:

  1. JC Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm I fear that my use of the term “cockhole” has undermined my Very Important Point. Speaking of which, before we get to far along I must give the credit for this, my favorite new swear, to blogging technician Joel Johnson. I don’t know if he was its originator or merely the fellow who romanced that particular stone. Either way, he is the best.